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Saturday, December 10

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I watched some girl get her hand slammed in the door. She was so drunk she just yanked it out and put her fingers in her mouth. When they left the car, I was eating a bagel and wanting inspect the blood to make sure it was from her fingers. The bouncer of the bar was completely sketched out that I wanted to touch the blood with my hands as I was eating my food.

I watched some girl get her hand slammed in the door. She was so drunk she just yanked it out and put her fingers in her mouth. When they left the car, I was eating a bagel and wanting inspect the blood to make sure it was from her fingers. The bouncer of the bar was completely sketched out that I wanted to touch the blood with my hands as I was eating my food.

| Posted at 5:01am

  1. nathanaelturner said: yeah, cause, ya know, you’re a fuckin weirdo, TAMJAM.
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